opewinston:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(smoke signals) aromantic 

(via cherrypepsiandpoetry)

japanese vs finnish

leffet-de-halo:

miharou:

st-chair:

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

 

also

Japanese:Koko sukunai - There’s only few/little bit (of something in here) Finnish: Koko suku nai - The whole family fucks

also

Japanese: kakka (閣下) - your Excellency; your Highness
Finnish: kakka - poop

(via daladjelly)

List of things Brian likes to suck

kurticusalexander:

unicornbl000d:

  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • dick
  • BALLS

one, two BALLS

your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls, my balls, and DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK oh shit

(via daladjelly)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

ericscissorhands:

2econdp2iioniic:

missmaialibre:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

Vin Diesel made you fall in love with a character who said 4 words. The CGI brought his words to visual life, but they’d be meaningless without his amazing command of voice. 

Basically vin Diesel had the challenge of:
"OK, this is the message you’re trying to convey"
"Alright"
"But you can only ONLY say I am Groot”

Because every time Groot says “I am Groot” he means something and vin Diesel had to convey that message as best he could with only those 3 words through inflection, emphasis, and emotion.

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And this was his first job after suddenly losing one of his closest friends.

(via f0ursharps)

kamoe:

toxeh:

zooophagous:

nyctra:

I spilled some milk, and I was turning back to wipe it up when this guy came crawling across the counter for a sip. I didn’t know spiders drink! lol

Since he has no pinkies, he’s holding a leg up to be a civilized little spider.

…Aaaand half an hour-ish later, Mr. Spider was found asleep in his milk. He was all relaxed-looking but sprang up and ran off when dad poked him awake. XD

That’s adorable

God those spiders freak the hell out of me. This is kinda cute but still squirm worthy.

If you need me, I’ll be dead from cute. I love cellar spiders. <3

(via corianwornen)

zakeno:

I played a lot of Superstar Saga today, so I thought I’d do a quick animation of my favorite Mario villains before sleep! Cackletta is the bomb.

zakeno:

I played a lot of Superstar Saga today, so I thought I’d do a quick animation of my favorite Mario villains before sleep! Cackletta is the bomb.

killmiami:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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oh my god

(via corianwornen)